Life of Jimmy
emmablackery:

My friend saw this in an elevator today and I just

emmablackery:

My friend saw this in an elevator today and I just

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life

realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them