"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"
on the right we have a wheat thin.
on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan
*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
Fish on Wheels
OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD
HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE
*whispers* a fishtronaut
me in group projects
Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.