im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
middle school boys in the locker room
what is this and how can i never see it again
The difference between ten and eleven
Ten just suffered from massive second hand embarrassment.
most times Eleven was the embarrassment
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
Born of cold and winter air
And mountain rain combining…
This icy force both foul and fair
Has a frozen heart worth mining
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a bitch